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The new addition to Zowie's World..
If you thought Eurovision was bad, wait till you here me sing the alternative lyrics.
Afterall, the Eurovision Song Contest is a hidious karaoke festival with some very rotten English in scary
soviet accents Click on the pictures to hear the songs
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Here are the nine "lucky" victims :
click on picture to listen to song
Israel 1979 : HALLELUJAH | |
Praise the lord Hallelujah, always sing to the lord, Hallelujah, the
all mighty, no matter what you, Hallelujah, if you kill a nun, or you poisen your mom, or murder sister
& slaughter brother..... Praise The Lord, Hallelujah.....
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Greece 2005 : YOU'RE MY NUMBER TWO
You know the story... A guy thinks he's numbe one, and then finds out he's number two,
and later three .... and four.
"You're not the one
"Ai't' my number one....." (listen)
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Great Britain 2004 : SCORE AT LEAST ONE POINT TONIGHT
Britain, Britain, God Save thee Britain ! The world's pop music superpower and
Eurovision champions hit the alltime low in 2003, and scored a remarable 0 points. James Fox had a really easy job to
better that performance, can you actually belived I told the guy (after the show) : "Well, at least you did
better than Jemini..." . . . . (yeah, believe it, I'm that stupid
! ) (listen)
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Slovenia 2005 : STOP
So we all hate it - political voting in eurovision. There ain't much we can do about it
but at least I can complain to all those voting bloxks : Balcans, Baltica, Scandanavia, Iberia... will
you all just STOP ! (listen)
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Netherlands 2004 : WITHOUT BOOZE
"Just Say Yes". Nancy Reagan would probably flip in her
grave, but here's a guy who just wants to wack his brain with some really heavy shit.
" High, Got stoned again....
" I found a Drug that will ease all my pain" (listen)
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